Chuck screamed out, “We’re in love!” Cathy says, “Love my ass!”
Welcome to Trapped in the Closet, one of the most unique, baffling, and flat-out pleasurable audio-visual experiences you are ever likely to have. R. Kelly’s serialized hip-hopera gives us cheating Bridget and her paramour, the midget (“that shitted on [him]self”), the spatula waving neighbour and the other sordid figments of Kelly’s overactive imagination..
Except some free helping of Bridget’s cheery pie and some tributes to the cult of ‘Trapped’ courtesy of Trey Parker, Matt Stone and others.
All together now; “Here we are. The four of us...In total shock... Me and her. I closed my mouth and swallowed spit, And I’m thinking to myself, “This is some deep shit!”
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